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johsny @ johsny @lemmy.world
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A recently-uncovered fresco in Pompeii's House of the Painters at Work showing the god Dionysus.

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  • Good point.

    • A recently-uncovered fresco in Pompeii's House of the Painters at Work showing the god Dionysus.

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  • So it’s not a fat guy with a blue beard?

    • A sorcerer appears and states that they will erase any one song from existence - which song would you choose?

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  • Jump, van Halen.

    • When you inhale helium from a balloon, do you weigh less?

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  • Weigh less, but your mass slightly increases, so maybe it cancels out.

    • Odd psychological issue - UCS = Used Condom Syndrome

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  • Thanks, that was also a bit long so I had to kinda skim it, but I get the idea. Next time please add more cat pictures.

    (I’m just fucking with you, I appreciate your effort)

    • Odd psychological issue - UCS = Used Condom Syndrome

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  • tldr

    • Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it

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  • Motorhead.

    • Hey Lemmy, what's on your mind?

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  • Furnace calibration certificates and this cup of coffee.

    • Hey Lemmy, what's on your mind?

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  • Went to have a look, and realized I am getting old now.

    Edit: Listened, and it is even worse than I thought.

    • What's the latest image in your download folder?

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    • Guess what this product is without looking up what it is!

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  • Lol

    • Hubris

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  • Debris

    • In order to pay import duties, these crazy fuckers are expecting me to enter my bank logon details into their website. What. The. Fuck.

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  • They look trustworthy, right?

    • If a movie was being made about your life, what actor/actress would you have play as you?

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  • Brad Pitt.

    Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.

    • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) this is called a lennyface. What would a lemmyface look like?

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  • . .
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    • Of the three homonyms, "too" is the most congruent word to mean the number 2 because there are too Os.

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  • The other one has double u.

    • Okay, two issues here...

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  • There is a lot of moustache going on there.

    • 'It just exploded': Springfield woman claims she never meant to spark false rumors about Haitians

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  • Lol

    • 'It just exploded': Springfield woman claims she never meant to spark false rumors about Haitians

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    • 'It just exploded': Springfield woman claims she never meant to spark false rumors about Haitians

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