Police are not a net good when they are used instead of taking care of basic human needs. Police enforce eviction but never kneecap a housing scalper... I mean landlord.
The certificate may be anonymous to website hosts, but it won't be to the Spanish government. Otherwise you copy Grandpa's cert and pass it around school.
At the same time, if we can get the 14th figured out the "pledging troops in opposition to the federal government" seems like the things insurrectionists do.
Not a lot of overlap between bike people and boat people.