I can blow balloons up with my nose. In fact, I can even multitask and do one with each nostril. I also learned to do them with my nose before my mouth (don't ask why, I really don't know. Yeah I can be a bit weird).
Yeah just had a look, mine's an early 2011 13" macbook pro with 4GB ram, i5 or i7 cpu, a broken 500GB HDD, a trackpad that doesn't work if it's charging, and also the keyboard will randomly spam "m" (or maybe it's "b"). I could probs fix it, but idk if it'd be worth it lol
I'm not really sure (I've never tried to run linux on a mac except once on a 2013 (or 2012 or 2011) 13" macbook pro (I tried ubuntu and debian stable) but the keyboard was playing up and the trackpad didn't work while it was charging (all hardware problems, they happened in macos as well)(this was in 2021 or 2022)), but given the age of your device any modern distros should be fine.
I don't have any experience in this so I can't really give you an answer beyond what you said about once she's suffering, but I just wanted to say that I'm sorry this is happening to yous.
Nah that's emacs