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  • I remember thinking this was top notch graphics in 1992.

  • You're the Internet?

  • Wow I didn't notice that at first. On the second watch, it's creepy as fuck. It's not some random shot that accidentally hits her. The cop just looks at her, calmly raises his gun and shoots her.

  • Lol had to look this up because it's complicated.

    https://flo.health/pregnancy/pregnancy-health/fetal-development/how-long-is-pregnancy

    “Ovulation [when an egg is released from your ovaries ready for fertilization] typically takes place around two weeks after the first day of your last period, and this is when a baby would be conceived. But because you won’t know that you’re pregnant until you’ve missed your next period, approximately two weeks later, you’ll already be four weeks pregnant when you get your positive test result. At that point, you’ll have approximately 36 more weeks to go,” Dr. Celestine says.

    So pregnancies typically last 10 months, but we say 9 months since you don't even know you're pregnant until you're 4 weeks pregnant. But anti-abortion laws still count that 4 weeks.

  • But doesn't the 9 months of pregnancy technically start on the first day since a woman's last period? That's what makes anti-abortion laws even more absurd, because you can be 8 weeks pregnant if you only had sex 5 weeks ago.

  • We were having a movie night in our neighborhood a few years back where we got a bedsheet and a cheap projector. We hooked it up to a laptop to project a movie on someone's garage for the neighborhood kids.

    We ended up projecting The Lego Movie and most of the kids lost interest about half an hour in - and were falling asleep and ready to go home.

    I'll be damned if it wasn't one of the best animated movies I've ever seen. I sent my wife home with our youngest just so I could stay and finish the movie.

  • Lol now that you mention it, I didn't see the first Puss in Boots, but took my kids to see the 2nd in the theater. I distinctly remember thinking "God damn, this movie is fucking good for a sequel to a spinoff to a movie that had two mediocre sequels."

  • Turns out hiring Linda MacMahon as the Secretary of Education was just show she could teach them how to write wrasslin' scripts.

  • “Without me, Trump would have lost the election, Dems would control the House and the Republicans would be 51-49 in the Senate,” Musk posted on X.

    Appreciate Musk reminding us of one of the many reasons to hate him.

  • I hate to be a Debby Downer, but the headline is a bit sensationalist. This is how Elon "called for Donald Trump to be impeached":

    That's it. He wrote "Yes".

  • In the years before joining the government, Mr Beattie wrote social media posts suggesting Western institutions should be “infiltrated” by Putin, while he also attacked what he described as the “globalist American empire”.

    Awesome dude to put in charge. /s

  • Morales-Reyes remains in Ice detention at a facility in Juneau, Wisconsin.

    Well that's certainly not the silver lining I was hoping for in this terrible story.

  • It's always a shock to me when I interact with someone providing customer service that isn't using a customer service voice.

    I was checking into a hotel (a large chain too) a while back and the person checking me in was having some trouble. She goes "sorry, this system is just retarded some times."

    I actually laughed out loud because it caught me so off guard.

  • Seriously, sounds like OP is in an abusive relationship.

  • Yep, great API exodus.

  • I always refer to Lemmy as "communist Reddit".

  • Lol in the original thread, I mentioned that I forgot to add communist to the meme.

  • I checked and was 1 year 11 months, so close enough for meme accuracy.