jaemo @ jaemo @sh.itjust.works

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I got it to run on the cube of butter in my kitchen once. Oh sure, it works, but the performance wasn't as smooth as the medium might suggest and the waffles were terrible.

Well...yeah I mean Q.E.D. right?

If you look closely

Holy fuck that is funny. As though an analysis of factual information were even in the realm of speculative potential for the republican brain.

He's clever. It's a great joke.

Narcissus DeGrasse Tyson?

Additionally: if you're at a gas station filling an ICE vehicle and you get mugged, and you panic and peel out, there's gas going everywhere, plenty of potential ignition sources etc.

The argument "I have more control and agency therefore I am quantifiably safer" can fuck alllllll the way off. Safety regulations are written in blood.

Now, call me crazy, but if I was optimizing for maximum welding power, I'd start with oxy acetylene and at least try a few other options. How would buying a website even be a good start?

No wonder people are making fun of him!

He is a net loss for humanity is the currency is moralistic.

We be deep in the red between Trump, Bezos, this clown and many other "captains of industry".

I mean, I was vomiting in stanzas when I read this....

Coolz, coolz. Didn't know who this was before last week, super looking forward to this being the last bit of information I ever learn about them. Way too much look at me im relevant to actually be relevant. Should anyone care what any celebrity endorses?

Raised by whom though? Who failed to teach these lessons to this generation?

Because typically "decency" doesn't use a 2x4 with nails driven through it to get the point across...

🎵 but the taaaahms they are a chaaaaangin' 🎶

Methinks perhaps you overstate the intensity and desperation of the energy, but your point is absolutely valid, and they should do that outside of election season too!

4. He has no sense of irony.

I prefer a "death star trash compactor" style solution to this problem. One where an astromech droid could not shut it down.

You know when you're looking for a recipe and you get those long blog posts about "As a young lad, growing up on the farm, we'd often gather bargle nuts for the seasonal..." before finally getting you the info?

Well your post is like finding the recipe only. That's it. That's their formula.

This is how you bake fascist biscuits, no preamble.

You will only ever get the blog post version when actually talking to a conservative however.

Say what you want about Putin, be he's a helluva spy.

He's so good that when he got intel that Kiev would fall in 3 days, he didn't bother to check the validity of that info and instead went on confidently to...not take Kiev at all.

So: I'll say what I want about Putin. He's a monster, a liar, a thief, an unimaginative, uncreative leader, a terrible commander, and a shit spy. Putin lucked out on a saving roll. Period. Don't elevate him any higher than the mud he walks on.

Out of the two bow-tie wearing personalities why couldn't we have Bill Nye?

Every religion claims to be the sole guardian of a revealed truth and they are all, without exception, liars and charlatans. Every. Single. One.

Kin selection is still our most wildly popular drug.