ivanafterall @ ivanafterall @kbin.social

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Then take psychedelics and lock yourself in.

We don't know their mind. We don't know their kind. Dark necessities are part of their design.

And also your mom is so ancient and immense that it transcends the limits of langauge and comprehension.

Gold Man Sacks? Nice! How much are gilded testicles?

Though it also looks like a pretty sparse crowd relative to the recent pro-Palestinian rallies in Israel.

This lady must hate those caricature artists on the boardwalk.

"HOW DARE YOU DRAW ME LIKE THAT. I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THAT!"

That'll show 'em.

I love that Mark's just a regular guy.

Thank you for the heads-up.

Sorry, apologies to any of the living Husseins who may have read my tasteless joke.

Seems like it'd be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.

Just when you think you got me figured out
The season's already changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to save me

The whales said it's cool, guys. Carry on.

He exposes people to chemical sludge every time he enters a room.

Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. "It's The Orphanizer, From Ronco!"

Saddam Hussein with more commitment. "They'll never take me alive!"

More like, "I'm sorry you're stuck in the dryer. Just ignore the 830 stepbros lining up behind you, it's unrelated."

It's got me all bothered, too, damn.

He's pasty white, but one of his personalities is black.

Also, hair stylists really should be more specific. You said you style hair, suddenly there's a difference!?

Damn, that chick can barely fit on the big red head of that cock.