ivanafterall @ ivanafterall @kbin.social

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Unless the changes in anatomy require more kidney activity. Consider how horses pee.

It was a very unfunny joke. Kontakt is also a popular piece of music software.

Tanks use Kontakt? Is there a MIDI keyboard on the inside?

Please don't tell her you beat me or she'll do the same.

When I think of superhuman origins, I think of a 5'7 elderly Indian man.

And make sure the channel on the TV is set to the the same one as the RF adapter.

Honestly couldn't hurt.

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been the subject of a number of controversies...

God, what a fitting start/title.

Truly the beacon of freedom in the Middle East.

Maybe start a charity and raise money that way?

There's no way an 80 year old woman has the life experience to compare to a 300-1,000 year old elf. There's an inherent power discrepancy.

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.

Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let's have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin'

I have a shitty Target duffel bag that's been with me on so many adventures. It's falling apart, but I refuse to let it go, precisely because it's been with me on so many adventures. That also explains the several pairs of shoes with holes in them I can't bring myself to throw out.

Oh man, a Total War: Lord of the Rings could be pretty badass.

I'm gifted with extreme literacy.

No, you just gave me an opportunity to use my incredible god-like gift.

You'd think these guys would know how to open a private Firefox tab.

Add another fan a few feet to the left of the first one to make the room more visually balanced.