ivanafterall @ ivanafterall @kbin.social

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Yeah, the second photo offered to parents was the article thumbnail.

Hadn't considered that angle.

Best example of misleading packaging, maybe. Pop in the disc and the horse is right fucking there.

I've stopped and I can only do what I can do.

There are fancier options, but it's hard to top a good homemade bacon, egg, and cheese, with crispy bacon and buttery toast.

From ChatGPT:

Detective Reynolds surveyed the crime scene with a furrowed brow, his gaze lingering on the gruesome tableau before him. The victim, a middle-aged man with a kindly face, lay sprawled on the floor of his modest living room, a pool of crimson spreading beneath him.

As Reynolds crouched beside the body, a surge of indignation rose within him. Another senseless murder, another life snuffed out in the blink of an eye. It sickened him to his core to think that someone could harbor such disregard for human life.

"This," he muttered, his voice thick with disdain, "this is the epitome of evil. A coward's act, born of malice and contempt."

He rose to his feet, casting a steely gaze around the room as if daring the perpetrator to reveal themselves. "Let there be no mistake," he declared, his tone unwavering, "murder is a vile, despicable crime. It robs the world of its light, leaving only darkness and despair in its wake."

With each word, Reynolds's conviction grew stronger, his determination to bring the culprit to justice unwavering. For he knew that in the battle between good and evil, there could be no compromise, no quarter given to those who would prey upon the innocent.

As he stepped out into the night, the weight of his mission settled heavy upon his shoulders. But he would not falter, for he knew that in the pursuit of justice, there could be no greater cause. And though the road ahead would be fraught with danger and uncertainty, one truth remained constant: murder was a blight upon society, a stain that must be cleansed at any cost.

Don't call me Shirley.

I was just going for the shortest version I could think of.

I'm sure she had a good reason.

They're not all that bright though. My cosmetologist didn't know shit about Sagittarius A.

Just as bad in all the same ways might even be the most likely.

It's nice to see our government just...do something right. And quick, too!

epidemiologist says.

Just feels so weirdly out-of-place.

tf

So there's still a chance they're systematically, intentionally murdering a targeted group of people in the non-war-crime way?

While that wouldn't be entirely inaccurate, it was really on Meemaw for getting in too deep with the Sinaloa cartel and not having a good exit strategy.

At Mar-a-Lago, by a judge he appointed.

The Mini Eggs are superior. (The ones called Mini Eggs, not the smaller cream eggs.)

Mighty big of Rick.

Good ol' Charlie Utter. 🥹

One of my favorite, underrated short scenes is Al singing alone in his bar:

https://youtu.be/umWu96AZcAU?si=VUIjEOqx3R1FLgfA