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ivanafterall
ivanafterall @ ivanafterall @kbin.social
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Would you drink breast milk if it was commercially available?

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  • Well, it usually started like this and then, before you know it, one thing had led to another again.

    • Would you drink breast milk if it was commercially available?

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  • "Karen, I'm sorry, but I'd like to ask for my money back. This milk is so bitter..."

    • Would you drink breast milk if it was commercially available?

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    • Would you drink breast milk if it was commercially available?

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  • Having had it straight from the source, I have to agree. The method of delivery really defines the experience. I'm not likely to buy a jug of it, but I'd pay $3.69 for a titty in my mouth.

    • Netanyahu to have hernia surgery under full anesthesia, deputy PM to temporarily step in

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    • Anti-deforestation law will deepen Europe’s cocaine problem, warn ambassadors

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  • More forest AND more cocaine!? Hell yeah.

    • Existential dread sweeps through the room

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  • Eat just to poop. Live in your house just to clean it. Work just to afford gas to get to work.

    • Space is the new ‘Wild West.’ The EU is dying to step in and regulate.

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  • I think aliens would find it adorable that we think we can police space.

    • Cuba Gooding Jr. Named As Diddy’s Co-Defendant In ‘Grooming’ Lawsuit

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  • And Puff Baddy.

    • 🧅 O.N.I.O.N.S 🧅

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  • You clearly don't know me.

    • Phantasy Star Online is back on my Dreamcast this birthday.

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  • Maybe the most magical console to me. I'll never forget my first time seeing the players' breath/the replays on NFL 2K, playing at the demo kiosk in Toys 'R' Us. I was totally smitten. I recall a golden light emanating from the kiosk.

    • we've updated our privacy policy starter pack

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  • Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!

    • Ozempic maker Novo Nordisk facing pressure as study finds $1,000 appetite suppressant can be made for just $5

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  • It worked for Batman and he grew up wanting to help others.

    • Rockford, Illinois stabbing suspect blamed 'laced' marijuana, authorities say

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    • Rockford, Illinois stabbing suspect blamed 'laced' marijuana, authorities say

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  • And who is lacing drugs with more free drugs?

    • If Jesus and his apostles had Chinese food for the last supper, what do you imagine the fortunes would say?

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  • "Hang in there! You're going to really nail your next undertaking."

    • tumblr reading comprehension: electric boogaloo

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  • Deflated titties everyone has a picture of on their phone is a great description of my ex-wife. tugs collar

    • A Filipino villager is nailed to a cross for the 35th time on Good Friday to pray for world peace

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  • Wouldn't world peace involve not nailing people to crosses?

    • Low-pitched gurgling noises

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  • Boil your pasta in it to enjoy the flavors without the risk.

    • Ted Cruz, US senator mocked for flight to Cancún, seeks airport police escorts

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  • Shouldn't a big, tough Texas man just be able to whip out his gun and defend himself?