Skip Navigation

Posts
45
Comments
766
Joined
2 yr. ago

  • Who says it's not‽

  • I live in an apartment building that was constructed in '22 and a landline wasn't even an option anymore, it's all just gigabit ethernet.

  • It's funny that a character that was in exactly one manuscript in the 1400s got included in Unicode

    Edit: and it was done wrong. I found that pretty hilarious

  • write it all in red pen at an angle of 45degrees

    Trust me I'm a sovereign citizen, this is how it works

  • Better drink some colloidal silver in chlorine, no way could that be a scam. Gee why am I turning blue and shitting my guts out

  • Even though I occasionally toy with the idea of learning eg. COBOL so I could rake in the $$$ from consulting jobs to add features to some 60 year old codebase for a bank or something like that, I'm not sure that amount of stress would ever be worth it

  • But don't you see, everybody needs to know exactly their opinion

  • Hard to replicate on your phone ;)

    Yeah thankfully sRGB doesn't extend into gamma rays

  • Reddit surfed through the years of cheap vc money but going public could kill it.

    Wonder which fascist tech billionaire will buy it when it finally implodes

  • In space, nobody can hear your explosive diarrhea?

  • I see a flaw in this design…

    You don't say?

  • Well sure that's fundamentally true, but really doesn't give any sort of accurate picture of how estimates are done any more than "humans are just collections of cells" does, and anybody who does estimates without using some sort of data as the basis and is purely guessing is doing it wrong as fuck.

    It's not like we have no idea how long certain tasks have taken in the past, or what affects how long something will take.

  • Bait

    Jump
  • Oh stop playing the victim, you just don't like that people disagree with you; asking you to actually give one single example of this wokeness-pushing of epic proportions that you said is the problem isn't asking you to apologize – it's asking you to give an example.

  • Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water? Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

  • Planck

    Jump
  • Heh yes, unless they had a mixup between a contraceptive vending machine and a time machine

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    I wish

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    mmm tasty

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Again

    Programmer Humor @programming.dev

    I said what I said

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    File saved successfully

    Memes @sopuli.xyz

    Raiders of the Lost Manul

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Turns out Swedish poetry magnets work even if you don't speak the language

    AskBeehaw @beehaw.org

    What are some slightly eccentric things you do?

    Space @beehaw.org

    Orbits of Potentially Hazardous Asteroids

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Yevgeni Gump

    Jokes and Humor @beehaw.org

    🎶 I'm so stressed … 🎵

    Jokes and Humor @beehaw.org

    SOLSTICE TIME

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Guess what? 🎮

    Science @beehaw.org

    "string theory lied to us and now science communication is hard"

    Jokes and Humor @beehaw.org

    My ocean

    Suomi @sopuli.xyz

    Kädenojennus työttömille

    Risa @startrek.website

    Fascinating

    Jokes and Humor @beehaw.org

    Unlimited 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚙

    Jokes and Humor @beehaw.org

    moo moos :(

    Jokes and Humor @beehaw.org

    Spaghetti appointment