Even though I occasionally toy with the idea of learning eg. COBOL so I could rake in the $$$ from consulting jobs to add features to some 60 year old codebase for a bank or something like that, I'm not sure that amount of stress would ever be worth it
Well sure that's fundamentally true, but really doesn't give any sort of accurate picture of how estimates are done any more than "humans are just collections of cells" does, and anybody who does estimates without using some sort of data as the basis and is purely guessing is doing it wrong as fuck.
It's not like we have no idea how long certain tasks have taken in the past, or what affects how long something will take.
Oh stop playing the victim, you just don't like that people disagree with you; asking you to actually give one single example of this wokeness-pushing of epic proportions that you said is the problem isn't asking you to apologize – it's asking you to give an example.
Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater? And only pure grain alcohol? Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation – fluoridation of water? Do you realise that fluoridation is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Who says it's not‽