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  • Kicks down the door with his non-vampire partner who enters first .... non-vampire steps inside the building and tells his vampire friend to come in

  • Hey..

    Jump
  • We were helping to move a friend from one house to another years ago. It was all rushed with little time to do or plan anything ... we had to move truckloads towing trailers full of all their things and drive 400km to make a deadline. And we had to start by driving to them 500km away first! And it all had to happen within 20 hours ... it was complete insanity. I ended up driving, packing, working, then driving again non-stop for about 30 hours to everything to the new house. And midway through the trip of hauling everything, we drove through the biggest lightning rain storm I've seen in years. The only way to keep things from getting totally soaked was to keep moving.

    I remembering driving past the rain and weather and it was 4am and we were dead tired and couldn't stay awake. We parked on the side of the road and I sat in my driver seat and finally fell asleep. Unfortunately, I was so full of coffee, sugar and food that I couldn't really sleep ... my body went offline and my brain kept racing. I started dreaming that I was still driving and in my driving dream, I kept pushing myself to stay awake and not drift off the road. In my dream, I kept dozing off and wandering on the road. In the dream, I kept scaring myself, held on to the steering wheel and bolted awake again ... and again ... and again. Finally, still in the dream, I fell asleep and as I dozed off I knew I was drifting off the highway at speed and I could see and feel the truck crashing into the bushes, the trees and into the forest .....

    I bolted wide awake back into reality, gripped the steering wheel like a madman and slammed on the horn and the brakes as hard as I could ..... I was still sitting quietly on the highway shoulder. My cousin in the other truck walked over and asked if I was OK and asked why I just sounded my horn.

    I was so freaked out by the experience that I stayed awake for the rest of the drive.

  • The rest of us standing there just looking at them

  • that is either an enormous banana or the smallest cat I've ever seen

  • If you run away to an island after only half an hour of work ... I don't think you'll be spending 30 years there ... you'll be spending the rest of your life there

  • It makes you realize why we want to destroy the world so easily when we only ever see the world as being convenient for us only and not for all life no matter what shape or form it comes in.

  • Little Fly,
    Thy summer's play
    My thoughtless hand
    Has brushed away.

    Am not I
    A fly like thee?
    Or art not thou
    A man like me?

    For I dance
    And drink, and sing,
    Till some blind hand
    Shall brush my wing.

    If thought is life
    And strength and breath
    And the want
    Of thought is death;

    Then am I
    A happy fly,
    If I live,
    Or if I die.

    • poem by William Blake
  • I remember reading a long time ago that most insects are a very protein dense food source ... beef when looking at the whole cow is about 50%-60% protein overall .... while an insect is about 90% protein.

  • Meanwhile, hard liquor and alcohol are supposed to mean that you are normal and the good guy.

  • I feel like I have to comment to every lemm.ee user i see because they'll be gone soon

  • I feel like I have to comment to every lemm.ee user i see because they'll be gone soon

  • You need to threaten people with guns and machine guns

    The crazy part is at this point in American history, you'd have a high chance of getting away with it all.

  • Lol .... God making life in the sea: I'm high as a kite, I didn't think of anything, now I gotta make life in the seas today

  • Funny part is .... it has absolutely no indication of how religious or moral any of these regions are

  • This is the equivalent of that obnoxious kid in the neighbourhood saying they're taking their basketball home and no one can play basketball any more .... then after he leaves, someone else brings another basketball anyway.

  • ... or a Norwegian

  • A billionaire just causally announcing that he can influence, finance and promote an election using his money in order to get what only interests themselves ... rather than in allowing democratic processes elect someone the people actually want and need.

  • .... when you realize it wasn't a mirror

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