ijedi1234 @ ijedi1234 @sh.itjust.works

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The ban on Haiti is easy to explain. Trump wants to uphold the old American and French tradition of making Haitians miserable.

Trump probably thinks of Laos as "that place by 'Nam".

As depicted in The Apprentice (the movie).

Oh mah gawddd ya know? And he was like, "I don't wanna see you no more", ya know? And I was like, "Whatever, as F!". Dude is so creepyyy.

Come on, play your cards.

I want to see the dirtiest, most vile shit you can dig up on each other.

I'm in favor of the two signing up for one of those old fashioned pistol duels. And I want to see the duel happen on live TV.

Blood for the Blood God?

Dude should've used DMT instead.

"I'll show it to you on a map."

"Ah, yes, I see my mistake. You're from Southeast Mexico."

"Pardon?"

"Just know that Trump will take the Panama Canal back from you Mexicans. That's a promise."

Ah, but including Palestine means recognizing it as a sovereign nation. I believe Trump views Palestine as a region in rebellion against Israel.

Poor Haiti is always getting shit on.

I believe the proper HR term for the proposed course of action is "requisition of resources".

Not a problem. The US can just black bag the brains back. Easy.

One's heart. Perhaps you are unaware, but improved skills can cause havoc on one's cardiovascular health. Improved skills are a leading cause of death in the United States.

I guarantee it will be another Voat or gab ai if it doesn't immediately go kaput.

If you view ICE as zombies that can think, it gets a lot easier.

India and Pakistan aren't known for having white people. Trump would have little interest in making them states.

My favorite part is when Jesus had a "spirited debate" with capitalists selling stuff in the Temple.

To be honest I fell asleep watching Barbie early on. I had to read a summary later.