rumschlumpel @ ichmagrum @feddit.de

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I don't think flavored vodka counts! Might as well say "my favorite vodka is Tanqueray London Dry Gin".
Zubrowka Biala is actually my go-to vodka, though, it's great value and gets the job done when I'm making White Russians.

Most vodka is "fine", the issue is that it's neutral and tasteless - which is certainly better than "rough and disgusting" like many bottom shelf spirits, but you don't have to settle for either of those in this day and age if you're not extremely poor. And if you can afford Stolichnaya, you can definitely afford something that tastes good.

And the booze isn't even that good.

Dammit, I knew I've been doing something wrong!

I mean, if they're not actually the owner of the business, why not? Most people's bosses are just a cog in the machine, too.

By Zeus, that swagger!

As a former school kid: School kids suck, and that includes kid-me.

So we're still doing that, huh.

Had to look up what a dungaree is (apparently it's an old word for denim cloth), but unless the guy works in a museum I really doubt he has any of that :D

There's some kinda meme about Astolfo having a Monster Energy can-sized dick.

There's a reason why Red Bull comes in small cans. Monster Energy: "We we're going, we don't need reason"

And the ads with old people who can go on balloon trips again without shitting their pants!

🍟 = I

Don't you mean 🍟 = i?

Meanwhile, half the people I meet: has too much hearing damage to hear cicadas (apparently it's a high enough frequency that people are still relatively functional while being deaf to cicadas)

I hear it's a pretty damn smart and funny movie. I'd watch it if I was into movies, even though I'm definitely not part of the stereotypical Barbie movie target audience, either.

good ol' tentactle troll dick

Funny thing is, if his reasoning was "I relate to this character" rather than "Vriska is my waifu", it would have been just as bad, because Vriska is intentionally written to be toxic as fuck!

Also, LOL

It depends a lot on the specific person. Many people are kinda dumbasses, and dumbasses don't necessarily get wiser once they get old.

Thing is, that assumes that your elders are actually dealing with any of the human experience in a remotely sensible manner. I suppose even then they probably aren't wrong all the time, but is the effort of trying to tell counterproductive bullshit from sensible advice really worth the effort?

You can't stop the Homestuck!