hypnotoad @ hypnotoad__ @lemmy.ml

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I love the defense of shooting at cops serving a legitimate warrant here, it's absolutely wild

I don't disagree with any of this... he still shot at cops lol

I read this expecting to be on the ACLUs side. As a pretty liberal guy... I don't see it. Sounds like they don't like her speaking up is all.

Wait, serving a warrant needs to be done during business hours now? Do you all hear yourselves? When cops knock on your door, pulling a gun on them will always result in you getting shot at, be it at dawn, afternoon, or evening.

Maybe just don't pull a gun on the cops at your door and this doesn't happen. Just a thought.

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Is it working?

Or have we defunded education and science for 50 years, and now we have a nation of idiots?

Lol you assume they understand words, consequences, correlations, and causality. They understand nothing other than "what's mine is mine and fuck you"

This bill was nothing other than idiots discussing chemicals, we all know this, don't pretend they were almost smart. They aren't.

Christ we have created a dumbass country

Aw bummer geez

Remarkably commonplace issue we have here. Happens to the best of us. First, you're managing a funeral home like any other member of society. Then, one November not quite enough people die, you can't quite make the bills. It'll be OK, you tell yourself. Il just pay the crematorium their fees next month, it'll be OK. There's a second crematorium down the street anyways, I'll just send my biz there.

Well crap, people are living longer. Still can't pay that bill. Next month. Meantime, I'll head to the third crematorium. I'll push back on the electricity bill in the meantime and use the credit cards!

It's been six months. I still haven't paid these guys. Now they won't take new bodies. They're on to me, I'm on the crematorium black list. Ugh. Shit, what do now? I'm sure I'll have the funds next month. In the meantime, just leave this body in the hearse we no longer use...

We have some leftover ashes, we can split those up into these nice urns and just tell new customers that these belong to their loved ones! They'll never know the difference!

Then the cops showed up, weird

Whilst I don't disagree, the people who spent all this money on the cyber truck almost certainly didn't do it for the patina, and saying otherwise is pretty obvious fanboy-ism.

"Looking forward to the patina" HAHA whatever you fools gotta tell yourselves...

Acab

I think the suggestion is that the sands shifted long ago and NY times is at best an enabler of the concept that this just "happened". This didn't just happen, fascists have been being fascists, and they should say it.

Another study confirming we are fucked

I assume a new McDonald's is opening somewhere at this exact moment

This guy needs more bootstraps!

/s

As long as we all have to look at a stupid unfinished building, I say this is free game

Receipts! Kapow!

Ooooh, you forgot to include the triple-stamp, so you're going to jail unfortunately.

This is the American ingenuity I live for