hypnotoad @ hypnotoad__ @lemmy.ml

All hail the hypnotoad

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Can I spray the butter?

But then my dockers pants won't properly wick away my diet coke when it spills on my crotch!

I do love fig newtons

Racism, the answer is racism

This is smart and would benefit American people

Therefore, it shall not be done.

You don't have to justify your struggles to some stranger

Ooooh sorry we can't make money doing that, so.......

They've probably had a wonderful past few years, what with the living on the lam, no gainful employment, inability to live a regular life, etc. Bless 'em

In fairness, it wasn't stated to be the maximum, just the amount delivered.

You summed up my thoughts well... fuck him

Hah I feel ya!

I dig the healthy discussion and desire to actually have conversations.

Dickheads drive dodge

Is there a way to view multiple email accounts simultaneously? I love everything about this product, but I can't find a way to do this and it's killing me.

I am loving this. I also really like the safety car inclusion. Just looks hot!

Good point, he's pretty much the asshole here

And thus it was solved once and for all.

I got my first job at 15 answering this question. I sold cordless (not cellular, cordless) phones at Sears

The "easy" answer to this question is to pick up the pen, then ask the interviewer if they can write something down. They'll look for a pen, which you're holding. You smile, and say, "if you'd like, I have something to assist with that request..." and trail off a bit. Some people will laugh at this joke and it's enough for them to pass the test. Personally, I'm not a fan of this method.

My 15 year old self hadn't heard this question before, so I just picked the pen up and started listing the wonderful qualities of this pen, and how quickly your life would be enhanced if you had it. "It has the deepest of royal blue hues, with a rich writing sensation and smooth flow on the paper. The grip allows for ultimate comfort, so the pen is usable all day long without any soreness in the fingers or hand. It's so well shaped and ergonomical, you can barely feel it in your hand. And with the above-industry-standard sized ink chamber, you'll be able to use this pen far longer than the competition. This pen has both the value and form that the modern consumer has come to expect in their premium pen buying experience."

And so forth. Basically, do sales stuff

Stuff like this makes me proud to live here. It ain't perfect, but we are trying.