Thanks for the explanation! I really had no idea about any of this.
After listening to the interview on that Excursion Around The Bay video I got interested in hearing more of the accent so I went and dug up more videos and ran into this https://youtu.be/yl9hQpG_c34
The hell did you want me to call it then? "Military service" is a completely common expression to use, and it applies whether we like what they're doing or not.
And before you get any bright ideas: no, I'm not American and no, I don't support what their military does. This kind of completely pointless semantic wankery just really activates my almonds
Both world wars look like "clear lines" to you after the fact. Of course you can just point at, say, Ferdinand getting assassinated and go "yeah that's what started WW I" but do you think anyone at that time thought "yup that's going to start the mother of all wars"?
As others have pointed out they absolutely didn't look like clear lines when they were kicking off.
Even then you'd expect them to be able to march in step with each other even if they can't hear some cadence.
Like I said in another comment, I think it's just more likely they did the bare minimum because they absolutely didn't give a fuck about being performing monkeys for King Trump
edit: I was in the military for years. I don't understand how some of y'all make marching in step and in formation sound like fucking quantum physics
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