Lot of misinformation here. Water is your best bet for lithium ion battery thermal runaway. There's a small risk of shorting out other cells, but that doesnt matter once its on fire anyway. Lithium ion batteries contain lithium bonded to a metal oxide. As the name implies, the ions travel between electrodes, but the lithium is bonded/stable on either side. Lithium metal batteries are the ones that blow up in water. However, you typically only see those in small coin cells (watch batteries) since they're not (currently) rechargeable.
I just got a new alarm clock and haven't used my phone since. It's a bit unreliable, doesnt have a snooze function, and the sound is a shrill cry, but I love her anyway.
I'm gonna deck you in the snoz