hungryphrog @ hungryphrog @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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They're still unnecessary and enviriomentally harmful.

the most farted on animal, not the animal that farts the most

It's not shit, it's farts

They're trying to help you make it past the horses and get the great honor of being the most farted on animal. Don't be ungrateful!

The kitty is going to be so disappointed though when her human doesn't give birth in the nest she built with great effort...

1 . damn that's a good book, five stars

2 . don't fucking take pictures of people and share them online without their consent

Thank you ancient Egyptians!

What the fuck? Is this an American thing?? Here school bathrooms are often separate rooms as opposed to stalls.

"Hey, [name], I know you would like to do/talk about X with me, but I'm tired and would like to be alone because [reason explained in a way a kid can grasp easily]. We can do X some other day."

Basically just make it clear that you still like him, but you can't always be with him, and explain why.

Could be bi/pan with a preference/type, or gynesexuality/gynephilia.

Are you implying that something else would be abnormal?

You aren't 'educating' you're being a dick.

Not sure, but I think maybe Life of Brian?

Bob would be a more common alternative.

Well, some drinks are Bloody Marys, and some drinks are bloody Marys.

hei mä oon tainnu jo nähä tän jakson

I'm neither American nor from a monarchy, but pledging allegiance to your country still seems less weird than to a specific person. Like, what you are quoting still "on behalf of the United States" as opposed to, say, the president. Both are weird, but pledging allegiance to a person feels weirder to me.

Be gay, do crime ig.

That's going to be a tad bit difficult.

Just be glad it doesn't have needles or thorns.