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  • If the knife is long enough, you could simply line the apples up and do that.

  • Don't give them any more ideas.

  • For-profit prison inmates are more like slaves than customers.

  • So, the first thing you need to do is to figure out if the problem is in your phone or in the charger. Try either charging your phone with another charger or using your charger to charge someone else's phone.

    If the charger is the problem, it's most likely broken inside and you need to get a new one. Tape might do the trick for a short time.

    If the phone is the problem, try cleaning out the charging port. I personally use bamboo cocktail sticks that I crush with pliers to make them have small rough bristles. Lots of objects work for this (pretty much anything thin, preferably brush-like), just as long as you don't put anything wet there.

  • Let's just hope nobody farts.

  • peace and love on planet earth <3

  • Go stand in front of a government building and spread your disgusting armpits. Use a fan to direct the smell there, or even better, go inside.

    Reminds me of how British politicians were forced to act on pollution of the river Thames because the Parliament building got unbearably stinky.

  • Knowing ancient Greeks and humanity in general, I wouldn't be too suprised if that is true.

  • If I ever end up in a situation where I can only get 'smart' appliances, I'll just start washing my laundry at a lake or something.

  • As much as I loathe capitalism, I will be happy about the grubs, ribbit ribbit.

  • It's just easier and simpler. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Besides, I don't want to dig my phone, open it, and have to turn off a 1900 'legitimate interest' switches or get told to download an app and let them install a camera in my ass.

  • Flying? In this economy?

  • Wash hands before bottoming.

  • wait, is the ancient strap-on a real thing?

  • Ages ago from some asklemmy thread IIRC.

  • You don't need to censor words here...