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Donald Trump: ‘I Couldn’t Care Less’ If I Mispronounce Kamala Harris’ Name

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  • If he called her madame, he’d instinctually open his mouth waiting for the stream.

    • Donald Trump: ‘I Couldn’t Care Less’ If I Mispronounce Kamala Harris’ Name

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  • I enjoy the joke, but it’ll probably be more like “supposed president kalamata” or just “the usurper”. Did you know he invented that word, usurper? Etc.

    • Researchers discover battery-free technology which harvests power from radio and Wi-Fi signals for low-powered devices

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    • Men in their 40s, what’s one piece of advice for men in their 20s?

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  • if you don’t mark them

    This is why, whenever I’m truly happy, I whip it out and pee in the nearest vaguely vertically-oriented object.

    • Men in their 40s, what’s one piece of advice for men in their 20s?

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  • I sneak into your bedroom every night with a syringe of novicain.

    • Men in their 40s, what’s one piece of advice for men in their 20s?

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  • Nobody’s suggesting to save every penny. Just save enough to make sure you’re not homeless or hungry when your body and mind aren’t capable of earning an income beyond that of a Walmart greeter.

    • Chicken wings advertised as 'boneless' can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court decides

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  • At least Wendy’s is honest.

    • Has Netanyahu finally lost America?

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  • What part of my entirely English sentence gave you the impression I was speaking Greek? Should we go back to PIE roots to find some more hidden bigotry?

    • The Secret Battle for the Future of the Murdoch Empire

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  • On Survivor, several is seven. Secret child confirmed?

    • Has Netanyahu finally lost America?

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  • Maybe to a psychopath. Any negative quality can be considered a slur by someone possessing it. A selfish person doesn’t like being called selfish, I suspect. I’m still going to call spades spades.

    • Surfer’s Leg Washes Up on a Beach After Great White Shark Attack

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  • Even the beach is showing more leg than my date.

    • pulls up custom glittery myspace page from 2006

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  • WENK

    • It feels wrong

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    • It feels wrong

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    • 8 More Democrats in Congress Urge Biden to Step Aside.

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  • To some, inconvenient truths and disinformation are synonyms.

    • The White House Has a Plan to Slash Plastic Use in the U.S.

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  • aluminum, always

    I prefer glass.

    • It’s never been easier for the cops to break into your phone

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  • He should’ve cleaned his own fucking room.

    I will say his recent interview of (by?) Alex O’Connor was spectacular, though.

    • Specific Gut Bacteria That Triggers Compulsive Eating Identified by Scientists Who Also Found Bacteria to Prevent it

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  • the caps lock key! the caps lock key!

    • Google and Microsoft consume more power than some countries

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  • Evens it out

    Flattens out the blowjob

    • Somebody Fucked Up

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  • A terrorist fist jab, you mean?