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More cushioning for the pushioning

yes plz

In my faux column

A flavorflav concert?

Which today just reminds you that left handed women have lower standards for casual sex. Nobody remembers its origins in manual tool usage.

You absolutely do not need to consume any sugar to survive.

What little sugar you do need (an absolutely tiny amount) your body can easily make itself.

look inside Firefox

See Netscape

My local Kroger sells clothes, has dressing rooms, has a pharmacy with a clinic, an attached gas station, and has a decent home goods section.

^yay!

“At least I’m not one of those filthy Klingons!”

Boston Rob

Same as Firefox. Let search engines (including google) pay them a fair market rate to make them the default browser.

Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and fuck all his clones.

To be fair, if you’re not paying or seeing ads, they don’t want you there. You’re increasing their hosting costs and they’re getting nothing in return. They’re better off if you go elsewhere.

And the other one is giving a peace sign.

They have some rules I find annoying but most of their rules are sensible (like don’t build a fire pit below your deck and don’t block your neighbors driveway with your cars)

Everywhere I’ve ever lived, both of those are actual laws. This is like saying the HOA has rules against burglary.

But maintenance of communal property makes sense, and I’d join an HOA that had in its bylaws that it will never do anything other than that.

Most people hold the Netherlands to a higher standard. It’s like the “at least we’re not Alabama” of international politics.

The voice in my head requires complex language and symbolism. I don’t doubt that they’re capable of thought, just like Helen Keller was capable of thought before having language, but I doubt that it’s like the “little voice” in my head.

If he called her madame, he’d instinctually open his mouth waiting for the stream.