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havid_dume @ havid_dume @lemmy.ml
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Meme.

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  • Bite my shiny metal ass

    • And you're already done

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  • Me in Halo 3

    • Queen behavior rule

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  • For clarification, the Women's Grandmaster and International titles are conferred after a certain level of achievement overall in one's career. There is no limit to the number of people who can have those titles. I feel like if you use a phrase like "world title holder" there's an implication that such a world title is like "champion of whatever" and is only held by one person at a time (like a "World Champion(ship title)").

    • Physics rule

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  • Each of their speeds is constant, but different, and they're walking in different directions.

    • It's so bad.

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  • why is there a salami in his gameboy

    • Spectrum rule

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  • The set of all living humans is finite, so (if sexuality is totally ordered) there is a gayest human. Edit:though they may not necessarily be unique.

    • In 20 years, kids hearing the term "trumped up" might assume it's a reference to Donald Trump's reputation for lying.

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  • Conversely, I can imagine a MAGA parent teaching their kid that "Trumped-up charges" refer to all the baseless charges those nasty lib DAs brought against him.

    • Gaslight me harder, please.

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  • Wait, it's a column called Bartleby about working more than you want to?

    • I might move again. (Or not)

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  • One of us. One of us.

    • Rule

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  • Fair enough.

    • I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

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  • I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

    Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

    • Part of a balanced diet

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  • About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I've eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I'm pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.