Greg Clarke @ Greg @lemmy.ca

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Sharting makes you lighter for sure

The fuel cap?

I'm talking about recording your trips using your phone and GPS. That way if your company say you were travelling 32kmph over the speed limit at 09:45 on July 15th 2025, you can confirm or refute their claim. I doubt the company is going to provide you with the GPS tracks along with their claim so you'll need your own.

You should keep your own records so you can confirm or refute any claims made by your company. There are loads of apps that will store your trips on your device (no cloud rubbish).

Oh, so that's what happened to me at the gym?! I'm not complaining, peeing standing up is awesome

Are you arguing that Canada recognizing Palestinian statehood would somehow extend the Israeli government's genocide?

Nice try Universal Studios!

This thread is the perfect alibi for OP, AKA the mobile bandit, the name being a reference to the items they steal and the fact that they only steal items while travelling

Probably on the fish they’re “gifting” to humans

Orcas have never given me anything! Why don’t they like me? Is it because I pooped in the ocean that one time?

It’s amazing how relatable ancient art can be

Car keys/fobs

Canada has some of the least affordable cities in North America but it also has some of the most affordable cities. If you are able to move then Canada has some very affordable options. But I appreciate that the ability to move is a luxury that many folks don’t have because of circumstances like family commitments.

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Our 3yo and my misses both had ticks early this season. Deer frequently visiting our property which is lovely but the ticks on them is not as lovely. After starting garlic spray treatments we no longer see them

I don’t have it here

I assume you cashed it in with the tooth fairy?

It's legal through a US subsidiary if the funds come from US operations. The morality is questionable though

I’m not sure you know what learned means. You’ve missed literally dozens of other countries.

Do you have access to Kanopy through your local library? It's an online streaming platform with decent content.

What’s scary is that limiting kids access to social media sites that promote algorithmic content is controversial. Of course kids shouldn’t be on YouTube. There are great streaming alternatives that are suitable for kids, ABC’s iView in Australia, BBC’s iPlayer in the UK, etc.