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gnomesaiyan
gnomesaiyan @ gnomesaiyan @lemmy.world
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Not all fast travel is created equal

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  • It's like Ghost Rider's motorcycle but evil.

    • SpaceX delays flight to replace NASA’s stuck astronauts after launch pad problem

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  • You say that, but they just scrubbed the launch to save 4 lives. That's saying something.

    • SpaceX delays flight to replace NASA’s stuck astronauts after launch pad problem

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  • After watching two of their launches result in fireworks, I'd be concerned. I mean, imagine being the two in orbit being rescued by Musk. It's a hard swallow.

    • [Don't post / link] Anyone remember this traumatizing dashcam accident video?

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  • Here's my reverse ask: why are you asking if people remember something horrific? Don't we have enough on our plates right now?

    • Trump said Zelenskyy ‘does not have the cards’. But how well is he playing his own hand?

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  • Trump is the guy drawing 25 cards in Uno.

    • What's your hair length & are you happy with it?

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  • 48 trans woman, about 6'1", I keep my hair armpit length. Long enough to curl some waves in or throw it into a ponytail. Very happy with it since I take good care of it without ever adding coloring or treatments.

    • He was so done with Dumb and Dumber

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  • I love how they are mansplaining and gaslighting a war president. Room temperature IQ.

    • Bucking trend, McDonald's vows no egg surcharges as it preps $1 Egg McMuffin Day

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  • Clown food, made for clowns by clowns, orange felon approved.

    • Trump reveals 'big, big surprise' for ailing Democrats as he warns Blue states will 'totally disappear off the map'

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  • Since you don't live here, it's easy to talk shit from across the pond, gauging reactions from news clips and the limitations of what the internet shows you. Get some popcorn, because shit's about to get live.

    • Trump reveals 'big, big surprise' for ailing Democrats as he warns Blue states will 'totally disappear off the map'

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  • Yeah, not happening. Get ready for Civil War part deux.

    • Donald Trump death penalty order sparks huge Luigi Mangione donation

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  • If he's actually put to death, he'll become a martyr. Saint Luigi Mangione. If this doesn't spark a revolution, we're fucking toast. I hate this fucking timeline.

    • You come across the Death Note today. What do you do with it?

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  • Care to elaborate which of these murderers you're referring to? Besides, I'm making a global omelette here. Expect broken eggs.

    • They snap their teeth on your cigarette.

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  • Fine, I'll downvote myself. :P

    • You come across the Death Note today. What do you do with it?

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  • I see someone read the rules correctly!

    • You come across the Death Note today. What do you do with it?

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  • You know, you're absolutely right.

    • You come across the Death Note today. What do you do with it?

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  • This is beautiful.

    • You come across the Death Note today. What do you do with it?

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  • Haha, this was in no particular order. I mean, if I had Dragonball powers, I'd be razing the entire fucking planet right now.

    • You come across the Death Note today. What do you do with it?

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  • By Death Note rules, it could take too long and revert to a heart attack.

    • They snap their teeth on your cigarette.

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  • I have a sardonic view of life, so it is what it is. You could just downvote me, maybe even block me, and move on with your life. Just sayin'.

    • You come across the Death Note today. What do you do with it?

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  • Donald J. Trump - Death by french fry asphyxiation on live TV

    DJ Vance - Killed by a falling piece of furniture

    Elon Musk - Hit by a Cybertruck in a freak accident

    Pete Hegseth - Alcohol poisoning

    Robert F Kennedy Jr. - Brain aneurysm live on TV

    Kash Patel - shot by an unknown professional hitman

    Christy Noem - Hit by a speeding dump truck

    Pam Bondi - Electrocuted by a faulty power line near her podium (live, of course)

    Linda McMahon - Stone Cold Stunner by a J6'er

    Marco Rubio - Smashes face through a plate glass window

    Elise Stefanik - Falls out a window

    Vladimir Putin - Poisoned by comrade

    Benjamin Netanyahu - Islamic extremist knife attack

    Kim Jong-un - Slips and falls down some stairs, breaking his neck

    Xi Jinpeng - Exposure to toxic honey

    I could go on and on, you get the idea...