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  • Donald J. Trump - Death by french fry asphyxiation on live TV

    DJ Vance - Killed by a falling piece of furniture

    Elon Musk - Hit by a Cybertruck in a freak accident

    Pete Hegseth - Alcohol poisoning

    Robert F Kennedy Jr. - Brain aneurysm live on TV

    Kash Patel - shot by an unknown professional hitman

    Christy Noem - Hit by a speeding dump truck

    Pam Bondi - Electrocuted by a faulty power line near her podium (live, of course)

    Linda McMahon - Stone Cold Stunner by a J6'er

    Marco Rubio - Smashes face through a plate glass window

    Elise Stefanik - Falls out a window

    Vladimir Putin - Poisoned by comrade

    Benjamin Netanyahu - Islamic extremist knife attack

    Kim Jong-un - Slips and falls down some stairs, breaking his neck

    Xi Jinpeng - Exposure to toxic honey

    I could go on and on, you get the idea...

  • Not judging. You do you, but how you perceive reality doesn't really factor into actual facts.

  • To a long-term smoker maybe, but to new smokers (judging by the "vapelife" quote), it is absolutely correct. Read my edit above.

  • Smoking cigarettes. Sorry, I thought that was obvious.

  • If you think it's better, it's not.

    Edit

    To clarify...

    If you're a smoker and you downgraded to vaping, it's a step in the right direction, but still you're better off quitting. We know the addiction is hard to quit, but vaping is a better alternative than actual smoke inhalation.

    But if you've never smoked and started vaping (most likely due to advertisements and/or peer influence), the long-term effects of vaping are still inconclusive. That said, you are still inhaling toxic chemicals, especially through the delivery method (propylene glycol, vegetable glycerins), not to mention other flavorings, and depending on the device, possibly metals from the heating elements. While it isn't as bad as cigarettes, the best course of action would be to remove yourself from such an addiction before it becomes a problem.

    Or, you could just go on believing you're safe, continuing to inhale. I'm not going to judge you, but Nature will. Biology is funny like that.

  • The body of water formerly known as the Gulf of Mexico.

  • This is the boy who cried voting fraud. Then when it actually happened, no one believed it. Trump stole the election with Elon's help. As far as I'm concerned, this is treason, especially considering the coup in progress. We need to stop this motherfucker before it's too late!

  • I'm almost foaming at the mouth. Why all this theater? Martian trash!

  • No, I want to go back to French times and use the guillotine. Put their head on a pike on the White House lawn. A chilling reminder that heads will roll.

  • Okay then, that was always allowed.

  • Aliens invade and take over the world. Strangely enough, life actually improves under their subjugation.

  • Vampires have huge respect for owls. One, they’re nocturnal, two, they’re predators, and three, they don’t give a hoot where they dump their scat.

  • Ugh, my son loves these too. Another product/company to boycott!