friendly_ghost @ friendly_ghost @beehaw.org

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It's just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties

She ate

Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you're hanging out with ants

That's my favorite part 😆

Nation State bad

Liechtenstein bad

Maldives bad

Seychelles bad

Bahrain bad

Etc.

Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx

Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:

Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick

You know what you people are, you're bastard people

I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow

"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)

The turtles are not safe from Python

"all I can think about when I see clips from this movie is the fact the director said they had to paint out Sigourney Weaver’s bush hair. Personally, I think she should’ve kept it - she was supposed to be stuck on that ship for weeks. Of course you would have overgrown pubic hair."

Penis... avarice?

Let's see what Mage Hand does on this boyo

Relatable 😩

Perception check passed, grandma

Why does it have a little barrel of brandy around its neck

If whoosh'd: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldilocks_and_the_Three_Bears

I've been listening to a podcast called The Breakup Theory ("conversations about collective liberation and ending things"). This connects really well

Speaking of crows, some writers I follow recently organized into a crow-themed collective. It makes me super happy!

https://www.cawshinythings.com/

Guess we're not sharin' bush after all

They forgot to ask the elk