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  • This needs to go to flippanarchy.

  • I just got Hello Kitty Island Adventure and I want to get Pompompurin's Mom and Dad to visit but they need so much stuff I don't have yet!!

  • I want to put food in my mouth. It's okay if the food is shaped in pleasing ways, but there's nothing 'pleasing' to me about tiny assholes or fake poop. Hard. Pass.

    Did you see the Spy x Family movie? Why was there a like, 2 minute short in the middle about the God of Poo? The world is strange and inscrutable.

  • You can use this to blame cat people, but this is just a class of people obsessed with buttholes and poo. I'm remembering a post a while back where someone had made a little dog bun, and if you pressed down on it, chocolate came out of it's butthole. Nasty.

    Edit: Pic is the first thing I got off google typing in 'dog bun you press that has chocolate come out.' Obviously this wasn't the same thing I was talking about but I refuse to search further.

  • I wish we could trade. I'd give you some CHA if it meant I could stop injuring myself.

  • I need to start teaching "Charisma for the Neurologically Atypical" classes.

  • My stretchy leggings do a great job of moving the moisture away from the place it's generated in. I don't know the science, I just know having leggings on is a lot better for my sweating than a skirt. And trust me, I love skirts.

  • So I took it for a little while for my blood sugar. (I'm a non-diabetic hypoglycemic, and it doesn't just 'smooth' glucose for people with diabetes- it smooths it for anybody who could use it for that. I'm off of it now because it's so goddamned expensive.)

    Lemme say... It's such a miracle drug, and improves so much stuff, that I'm seriously waiting to find out that it turns us all into spider mutants or something, because even if I found out I'll turn into a spider when I'm 60, I'd still take it. It's that fuckin' amazing.

    Absolutely batshit that they've invented a drug so good, almost everybody wants to be on it.

  • Fuuuuuck that it's sweatin' season where I am. Don't need beads of sweat a-rollin' down my legs.

  • There's always a feat for that!

  • You know that was why they stopped with calling them weird.

    Because it was working.

  • He also made a statement about building bridges.

    For those among you who don't speak Catholic, this was a direct call-out to Trump. Francis was known for saying you should build bridges, not walls.

  • Worse than that, it's something incels tell each other about why women aren't having babies. Because they have cats that satisfy the maternal urge.

    For the record, babies crying- doesn't matter if I've given birth to it or not- is not a "cute" sound. It is an enraging sound. It makes us move quickly because we hate it.

    If we thought baby cries were cute things we wanted to listen to, we wouldn't hurry to help the child, and that would completely defeat the purpose of it.

  • Oooh, thank you for reminding me that game exists. I still haven't played it, and so many people have told me it's good!

  • There are over 1,000 pokemon. I think it's a Tolkien situation- where famously, you can't write fantasy without using ingredients that Tolkien created, because if you do, obviously it's from Tolkien, and if you didn't, the reader is asking why not? That kinda deal.

    If you set out to create a game involving collecting, or even looking at and cataloguing, a bunch of different fantasy creatures, you're going to have some that are at least a little similar to pokemon. The electibuzz/grizzbolt example you gave is a fantastic one. You're claiming it's stolen, but that there is a cat creature with a single lightning bolt in it's belly. Versus a... monkeything? Covered in them. My point here being, even if they didn't steal (which, I'm sure they did, there are other, better examples) at a certain point you have to accept that with 1,000 pokemon, there's going to be overlap, so you either need to just be up front about the stealing, or you need to spend 5x the amount of development time making sure none of your creatures have overlap.

    Personally, Pokemon has been around for more than 25 years. Even if they released a million games a year, they shouldn't get to gatekeep 'all creature-collection simulators that you use balls for and that you can ride like a dragon.' Fuck that. They got infinite money back on their initial investment, and they shouldn't be allowed to just own the ideas. This is the kind of bullshit that makes me (a lifelong pokemon fan) want to never, ever, ever give them money again.

  • 3 to 4 hours of focus on anything, every single day is so unthinkable to me I can't even.

    Even when I take my ADHD meds I don't get those kind of numbers! Jesus. Maybe don't feel like your existence needs to be justified by constant, sustained effort that can be measured? Sounds really stressful.

  • You could also demand to see the kerrygold's papers, and then leave with it.