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flicker @ flicker @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Her(ule)o

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  • The expression on the security guard on the right is hilarious to me.

    • Banana rules

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  • Hey I'm am Xennial and I'm also allergic to bananas!

    Someone should do a study.

    • Like Neo in The Matrix and "I know kung fu", what one ability would you choose to upload directly to your mind?

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  • I want to understand, intrinsically, and be able to manipulate to my liking, all the financial systems of the world.

    At worst, I'd quickly become a well-paid accountant. At best, I'd become an extremely talented, untraceable, modern Robin Hood.

    • vegetarule

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  • It's so crazy how it looks like they want to double-team you but they are legitimately just good friends and it isn't a weird homophobic thing.

    • Gisèle Pelicot's ex-husband found guilty of rapes, sentenced to 20 years in prison in France

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  • I was thinking of that guy who raped her multiple times and had HIV. I really need that guy to have more than "some time to think about what you've done" because he'd probably jerk off to it. :(

    • Gisèle Pelicot's ex-husband found guilty of rapes, sentenced to 20 years in prison in France

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  • Normally I'm 100% for this, it's just that this particular case seems so evil and egregious...

    • Good afternoon I choose making things even.

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  • Is it? You didn't use any.

    • Working retail does not rule.

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  • I'm still referring to my need to steal everything that is not both nailed down and on fire.

    ...nailed down or on fire is fine.

    • I have never heard of Reddit

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  • Or hair???

    • TIL about the Utsuro-bune legend, a young woman aboard the "hollow boat brought inland, but unable to communicate in Japanese

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  • She wouldn't let the fisherman look in her wooden box, so they came up with this while story about her being a foreign princess, married for convenience, and took an illicit lover, so they killed her lover and put his head in the box and set her to sea.

    That is an insane amount of bananas details for "she has a box and won't let us see what's inside."

    • Excellent anti smoking ad

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  • Fuck I want a cigarette now.

    • Excellent anti smoking ad

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  • I am absolutely the bunny. Because I'm moisturized and just had my hair done, but I'm also completely done.

    • Progressives Up in Arms After AOC Loses Key Committee Seat

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  • Think if it as a moral cancer.

    • Evil

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  • Binged (the search engine) and binged (the eating disorder/content consumption method) look identical and this fucks me up.

    • Just do them

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  • I do drugs about it but I'm not a perfect role model.

    At least they're prescription so there's an air of legitimacy.

    • Wait a minute...

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  • I got a warning on an ADHD sub reddit for posting too much.

    It's the biggest reason I stopped making memes.

    • and we thought our thing with beans was bad

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  • Appreciate it but your comment got auto corrected on two instances of "causal" to "casual" by commie.

    • gbrtnmtemu,iu.oi.io;iukteymtu,yru,,,,,,,yti,yr,yti,yu,,,yu,y,yuk,yu

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  • I do want to warn you it hits hard. The album hits hard and the visuals really twist the knife.

    • Amazon keeps having to pull ‘deny, defend, depose’ merch from online shelves

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  • Can't say that on .world. They're gonna getcha.

    • Corn rule

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  • I'm allergic to corn, so I don't know if this is true, but if I pooped a food that was still whole I'd consider not eating it again.