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flicker
flicker @ flicker @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Illinois police say 11 teens brutally beat men they targeted using a gay dating app

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  • Honestly, if I was a man who owned a dick, I'd be stoked there were more people out there who might deign to suck it. Even if I don't personally find those people attractive!

    Less pussy for them, more potential dick-sucking for me, I cannot see a downside!

    But I guess I'm a degenerate so...

    • The Steam Awards winners announced

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  • Or Stardew Valley getting new content 9 years later.

    • Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is

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  • Appreciate it but luckily it was like 30 years ago.

    • Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is

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  • I immediately thought this is a person on opiates.

    Source: saw my mother do this when I was young.

    • the aliens monitoring our planet know that we are idiots

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  • Hyperintelligent aliens should understand that comedy shouldn't punch down!

    • Futurama's Oldest Mystery SOLVED: Was Nibbler's shadow in the FIRST AIRING of Space Pilot 3000?

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  • I'm glad you mentioned it. I had a whole rant about how we cheer for Fry, because he's stupid and means well, and we despise Elfo, because he's an underhanded little prick.

    • Futurama's Oldest Mystery SOLVED: Was Nibbler's shadow in the FIRST AIRING of Space Pilot 3000?

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  • People like you give me hope. I really, really vibe with a grown woman slurping down drugs and pace-screaming in her garden.

    And of course, piracy.

    • better prepare rule

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  • Siiiiigh. unzip

    • TIL Blue curaçao is a colourless liqueur – the blue is just food colouring

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  • My old ass recipe has heaps of cocoa but the red comes from beet juice.

    Always kills.

    • rule

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  • I'm sure if we just turn it off and then turn it back on again, it'll be fine for another couple billion years.

    • Sword Curse Rule

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  • "Cursed." Right.

    • That's not how you find a domme rule

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  • The problem is, people eat worms on Ferenginar.

    You'll need to move to where it's safer to be a worm in public to meet more open worms.

    • The true PTSD

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  • His name made me laugh.

    • Israel lashes out at Vatican after Pope Francis condemns killing of children

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  • Perfect example of not letting perfect be the enemy of good.

    • Can you imagine how good Smurfs must taste when Gargamel can't decide whether to eat them or turn them into gold?

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  • Maybe cooking them is also a massive hassle?

    He had a cauldron, sure, but I imagine preparing Smurf meat is meticulous with their tiny bones. Maybe turning them into gold was less of a hassle.

    • Mimics can be very scary.

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  • just wants to sink its mouth on your breasts.

    Get in line, mimic.

    • I thought this was how it was supposed to look for years

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  • My prescription stopped changing in my late 20s.

    I'm almost 40 so I know that time is coming to an end.

    • Dating

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  • I like reminding my single friends that 73% of Americans are considered overweight. 41% are obese.

    A shocking amount of my male friends are overweight or obese and refuse to date overweight women.

    • Mimics can be very scary.

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  • Not my menstrual cup!

    • The brain controls body weight and obesity by regulating intestinal fat absorption

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  • They already exist? I've never heard of them.