explodicle @ explodicle @sh.itjust.works

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Unless he is, in fact, a chicken.

And we're working towards the goal of a taco truck on every corner!

[Reads all these stories]

Wow, I'm glad I left during the API debacle. Getting banned for an unpopular good-faith post is so frustrating, especially if it's about something important like Gaza.

Which two? Our feeds apparently look different. Is .world defederated from a lot of instances?

Is there a new word that means what literally used to, or do we just have two figurativelys now?

What kind of idiot would underestimate France. They're a nuclear power, hold a permanent seat on the Security Council, and brought us democracy as we know it.

It could happen tomorrow. I would still initially react with "holy shit look at the sky".

If Betelgeuse goes supernova tomorrow, I wouldn't believe my eyes either.

Because once the laws themselves make sense, it would no longer make sense to call them "drug laws". They would be called "free health care" and "social workers".

You hear that, voters?... That is the sound of inevitability...

I'll admit this is easier for me because I was never a huge HP fan. But I don't even pirate it because I don't want to increase its cultural impact. I don't even want to seed the torrent, and leeches suck. I want Harry Potter to disappear because even after Rowling dies, the profits will go towards a transphobic foundation.

In some cases piracy increases total revenue by getting more people interested in the product.

You've answered your own question. Both sides enthusiastically call to the purple states, and whichever side they go to, that's who they've chosen.

C'mere Michigan! You're such a good boy Michigan, we love you! Who's a good state‽

That'll save a lot of people in the short term so it's certainly worth doing. But that still won't save the United States of America, any more than it would have been possible to save the German Reich, the Kingdom of Italy, or the Greater Japanese Empire.

Don't forget to tip your instance admins!

The lesson of Pay-To-Surf will keep being taught by reality until it gets taught in business school.

In case anyone else is curious. Holy shit, I don't think she realizes how much this discredits her.

This is the first I've heard of the term, it sounds like blatant newspeak.

At least those I can rotate back up at the offender.

I want a mirror whose only purpose is to force SUVs to turn off their high beams. Somebody's gonna be blinded either way; better it be brief than constant.