Google is charging its employees $99 a night to stay at its on-campus hotel to help "transition to the hybrid workplace."
The best part is that it's personalised from previous years. Even if you do a depreciating asset, it will remember to include it the next year(s).
What do you have access to that most of the rest of the world doesn't? Certainly not free health care?
Coal is just Cola with the letters swapped around.