You should've been listening the teacher more closely

I think some websites sold theirs in staggered batches rather than just letting them all sell out on day 1

Only if the printer is hooked up, otherwise it creates a new tab. You are making some very dangerous assumptions.

I suppose that's as good a reason as any

Stop stop, he can only be so much of a villain

Hey, here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he’ll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he’s used to.

Labyrinth, of course. They just really like eye contact while they get a handjob.

If only they had seen Spartacus so they too could come up with that idea

How has no one commented this yet?

Pay no attention to the cat behind the curtain

Could've sworn there was like an OSHA memes comm this would've been good for but can't find it now

If by remembering you mean "I use no tools to keep track of games I've played and make no special effort at remembering, either I do or I don't", then same. But also in the last few years I've been playing a lot less games than I used to (and I didn't really play that many to start with).

Police officers are part of the government, they bear arms against citizens literally every day. The premise is entirely flawed.

So I guess the other 4% take their time and still fuck it up?

Double the trauma, double the drama

Oh we're using our superhero names? I'm Spider-Man.

And I don't know if I can do it

I think after 10 or so Yorks you'd probably lose the ability to detect, by taste alone, that you had put another one in. Just fully mintmaxing your taste buds.

Far less worrisome if you substitute the symbols.

The string "ABAB" is not [a] palindrome but "ABBA" is.