The day Bison graces your village may be quite the Tuesday emergency

More like 6969 and the 5 is a red herring

Food is better when someone else makes it ¯(ツ)_/¯

Pfft, teacher's pet, answering every question.

I can fix her

Just a little uppies, as a treat

The DM rolled a 3: Fear Ray

At first I was afraid...

Then the DM rolled an 8: Petrification Ray

...I was petrified

And the person failed their saving throws, resulting in the above conditions.

Maybe it's that a boombox playing music is more social and open, whereas what someone does with their phone is typically meant to be private, but some people play their music or w/e noise out loud from it as if only they can hear their phone and you're just supposed to pretend they aren't overstepping boundaries.

🤮

The moths will continue until morale improves

"Okay, we've completed our initial attack, now is the time for peace. No takesie-backsies!"

What upside down bit?

I saw just the mouse and thought we were preparing for Black Plague 2: Electric Boogaloo.

I thought that said swallowed batteries at first and had some questions of my own

So, did his phone get enlarged by this process? Or is it forced perspective and the phone is actually really far away from his bug face but close to the viewer, making it appear larger?

I think they meant the phone is beaming the horrific news to their face which is inches away, not that the horrific news is beamed directly to their phone

I ran drink_holder.exe, was I not supposed to put my cup there?

This is the internet, horniness is inevitable