I thought I found a match on Lemmy but it turns out she wasn't interested in anything committed, as she was messaging a lot of other Lemmings and getting close to them too. I confronted her about it but she tried to cover her tracks by changing accounts, repeatedly. I know you're out there somewhere Nicole, and I forgive you, we just wanted different things.
The south, and rural areas, in general tend to be poorer. This often comes with a mindset of "don't throw that out, we might need it/be able to use it someday". That's potential future money saved by keeping that crap on the lawn.
Next you'll tell me monarch butterflies are neither monarchs, nor butter, nor flies