drolex @ drolex @sopuli.xyz

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Maybe - I know this might sound a bit extreme - ask your wife about it?

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This is the name of people who are aroused when they answer the telephone

Dring dring

Howdy?

You ruined it, Margaret.

You enjoy it? Sinner.

It makes you think? Sinner.

It makes you sad? Believe it or not, sinner.

Did you enjoy reading Kierkegaard? Well that was wrong and you are repugnant

You could even, oh my god, have a hug or touch her nose.

self-centering [...] easy to stack up

What is this supposed to mean?

The big bonus is that everyone will be able to have a healthy chat with the CEO.

Hey CEO, what will be my raise this year?

As a CEO language model, I don't have access to money to fund your salary increase. However, based on my knowledge, the shareholders will receive substantial dividends and please get stuffed.

is this employee in the room with us right now?

Well, he should be, but he's WORKING from BLOODY HOME FFS!!!

So this is why there is a "Block user" option. Thanks for clearing that up

You know that Hitler was not only a famous painter, surely? I know it's not a competition, but I've heard the guy has done some fairly bad things

I thought it had to be either a big number, or a small number. So, yeah.

🤓📕🦋 is this democracy?

I'll get there eventually

Wow, the hubris is real. Ever heard of impostor's syndrome? Because you obviously don't suffer from it

He's the messiah! Lisan al-Ghaib!

Gadget Hackwrench

Congratulations to Gwyneth Paltrow and Benedict Cumberbatch for their baby

Last occurrence today. In total surprise to nobody but the manager who is in charge of planning, the project is late by several months. After our umptienth task force, which produced nothing but 3 sets of minutes of meetings and 2 KPI reports a day, manager asked us to stay until 10:00 PM and come at 6:00 AM. Besides the fact this is illegal here (11 hours breaks are mandatory between 2 days of work), we get nothing. Answer: no. Absolute shock of the manager, who is now planning our next task force. Maybe more reporting will fix it.

That doesn't explain the gay frogs, at all.

I wonder how failure is defined (maybe it's in the article). Because SW companies don't really care about making SW work, the only measure of success is selling SW teams to bullshit customers for as long as possible.

Lei Feng, the epitome of temperance? He was very fond of long and hard poles, or so I've heard.

(And I like how everything is slightly wrong in this meme. Too bad no one was purged in this list)