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Money. Tbf other automakers are in there too, but nothing screams “I’m an asshole” like driving a Cybertruck in-game.

Honestly my spouse and I were on the fence until Trump got elected… the first time; the second time just helped ensure us we made the right choice.

Edit: Oh, right, also the climate crisis. That hasn’t gotten better either.

Oh thanks. I was overthinking it/didn’t know his kid’s names.

This comment makes me think I probably don’t get the symbolism behind Romulus and Remus; I know Romulus killed Remus during a dispute on where to settle Rome? Was it? And they both were raised by a wolf? But uhhh, symbolism eludes me; what’s the joke with your comment? Me big dum-dum and need things spoon-fed to me.

Anytime my group and I see one in Fortnite we have to drop what we’re doing and kill whoever’s in it.

My cats wake me up, does that count?

Sometimes I wonder if that “old people smell” I remember as a kid was a disease they had. I mean they trained dogs to sniff cancer, maybe my spectrum was wider and has since narrowed?

How a peeling?

Yeah I felt the same way when I saw it. Just kinda sobering, really. I’m learning Unreal Engine right now for work but I kinda wanna make an experience of a VR “game” for myself where you’re just on a slowly-rotating rock in the void of space, like a stranded astronaut.

I always thought this one was more haunting.

Hey Markwayne you should put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger with the safety off haha jk but what if?

Sorry, too much? What if I drown one spouse in the other’s blood while eating the child’s skin?

Not to be dramatic but I would drown someone in their child’s blood while eating their spouse’s skin for that animal.

You’re right, I should set my expectations now.

Cool, another app I won’t download and will look sideways at whoever does.

If I see its userbase consists of gen z and younger I will be very disappointed.

I don’t trust autistic chickens.

Bidet with a quiet-close toilet seat 🧑‍🍳💋

I deleted my Fidelity app when Trump took office. I wasn’t doing anything with my blue chip stock and I’d rather not see what I’m losing in real time.

The cat has his tongue.

That’s not figure of speech, it’s a remedy he is testing out to treat mono.