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  • I sleep by myself (well, with my dog, but she doesn’t ruffle the sheets). For me, making my bed is as much as flipping the bed sheets back once I get out of bed. It takes all of one second when I get out of bed; and yes, it looks nicer.

    But, no judgement, so you do you.

    Ps. It’s only a big deal if you make it a big deal. 😊

  • I wish Stewart would run for office.

  • Not worries. Meant every word. Plus I got to make an H2G2 reference. Everybody wins.

  • Is this merely switching from Lemmy to something else, or are you leaving the fediverse completely?

    If it’s the latter, then I wish you the very best of luck. I don’t know you very well, but I remember you having had some personal issues in the past. Hopefully those aren’t coming back and you’ve just decided to simply move on. Regardless, your memes and shitposting will be missed.

    Good luck to you! Or, as a wise man once wrote, “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

  • To be fair, proper anal can be as much a science as it is a fine art. 😁

  • No. We need this right now.

  • NASA - National Anal Science Sex Agency

    FTFY

  • Practice makes perfect.

  • With a username like that, I’d highly recommend staying away from buildings with windows that extend beyond the first floor.

  • Fight fire with fire… and brimstone. Lots of brimstone. 😈

  • So they are taking a page from YouTube where they out price the market until they are the market, and then will drastically raise prices because there’s no longer any competition?

  • Do you have any resources you can share for what you’ve done and will do again? My yard right now is very sparse. Literally no grass, but has 3-4ft tall weeds, moss, rocks, and a lot of mushrooms. I don’t necessarily care if I ever have a perfect lawn, but I’d like something else… more appealing.

  • Everyone knows birds aren’t real, but are drone surveillance from Big Brother. Except crows. Crows are bros.

  • Nope. No pictures other than ads.

  • This was me today. Had to push a small fix to our API server, which serves 10 apps. It didn’t go quite as planned; boy was Slack and Zabbix not happy. My phone got a good workout though from all of the notifications – which didn’t stop until about 5 minutes after the fix was fixed.

  • Probably some sort of pressure cuff that they measured changes in air pressure, or something similar?

  • Not all heroes wear capes. Some just open PRs. Thank you for your service. 🫡

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