detectivesniffles @ detectivesniffles @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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so do they like... play fetch?

buyer's remorse much? i don't know what you were expecting buying a pill to project lines and you aren't even straight

actual girboss on a roll with no signs of slowing down 💅👩‍🦽

i tried twice before and failed both times because i didn't realize it needed the exclamation mark. thanks

finally a chance to reveal some of my more hidden qualities

elongated snoot

big fricking stick (real)

would you settle for 2 pics of a dog: 1 with his elongated snoot and 2 with a big frickin stick?

middle aged woman with very little english really calling us out like this

this has been my experience with paulgo.io with the exception of images, which i sometimes have to use google for

im covering your eyes with my hand rn

the trans people that live inside my phone have been trying to tell me that the transcanada highway is simply a transcontinental (what a coincidence) federal/provincial highway and not newly annexed territory. don't believe the lies

damn i ain't got shit on that

inversely, you aren't the same person as the one that fell in love with her. you are both different people now and you even have a relationship now that will shape you even further :]. part of it is accepting like the other commenter pointed out: human minds are weird

I don’t love her, I don’t want to be with her, I don’t want her in my life.

are you sure about that? there must be something about her that pervades your mind and compells you to (want to) invite her for coffee, not to mention the stalking. i know this comes off as inflammatory, but i think it's important to consider the possibility that you are in denial; after all, you absolutely have a vested interest in those 3 statements being true

interesting in the same way putting tobasco sauce in your eyes is interesting

(.) (.) <-------- O.o (nsfw)

OGC (for those that are into this sorta thang) (nsfw)

are you feeling longing horny today?

you just gotta :3 ^- <3 trust me bro just one more

it's spiderman and his friend

may as well call it a recipe now