detectivesniffles @ detectivesniffles @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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this sounds fair enough. eye for an eye, skirt for a skirt and all that

anytime between now and the heat death of the universe should probably work

sun tzu's the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt

parallels in modern media

what if we kissed between gcds 😳😳😳

soldier every day you leave the dfac with your stomach intact is a battle hard fought 🫡🫡🫡

in my ass, in order from shortest to longest

may you one day have the divine might to turn water into estrogen 🙏🙏🙏

society just isn't ready for that yet

pictures of dolphins on them.

i wish

well no the ventilation duct isn't actually sucking the meat up it's just a joke. the fly is carrying it

2024 belongs to the lemmings 😤😤😤

this is how they did bottom surgery before the marvels of modern medicine

i want to add for any trans folks thinking about moving to canada: make sure you check provincial laws. we have a federal bill enshrining trans rights*, but some of our provinces are interested in just ignoring it using the notwithstanding clause. obviously do your own research but i would say british columbia is probably your best bet (coastal bc especially, the interior is a little... traditionalist)

i found a resource that breaks it down better than i ever could

what if we shared the means of reproduction 😳😳😳

one of my favourite dog references for sure

oh, a private prison instead. the one subsidized by that chap's tax dollars? he's 4 steps ahead and he doesn't even know it

it's a common myth but no, it doesn't. as a lesbian your options are:

• 3 eggs, beaten
• 1 tsp sunflower oil
• 1 tsp butter
• heat oil and butter over medium-low heat
• pour eggs into pan

this is not an exhaustive list, but it should help you get started

bottom surgery? no thanks, i already have a butt

this is what a functional relationship looks like