I doubt any hardware 25+ years can even run a modern vanilla linux kernel, you'd have to compile it yourself with some serious customization for it even work
A p2p-share-hosted daily-routine blogging system without any central authority. The unique selling point of Goldkarpfen is its calm way of publishing: nodes will only sync once a day. This is a more human approach to communication and will reduce stress and improve the quality of content.
not OP, but Mint is on the list and, being a Ubuntu derivative, it "just works" too