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Geordi: I'll be in my bunk holodeck.

Now that you mention it, a 3D printed roller with the necessary pattern could be used to "print" that pattern on fabric.

Hardly Yar Tar.

Player: Yikes. I think I have a perk or something to move quickly through the muck....

DM: Okay, but first... the difficult terrain would like a word.

::awkward pause:: ... because you're killing it. ::fingerguns::

I love how much this fits her character. Leaving the collective and rehabilitating to "normal" life, emotional development was core to her character over Voyager's arc. So a late "teenage angst" arc would only make sense, even if it didn't exactly fit the age of the character.

Then again, we kinda/sorta get this in Picard, just without the goth aesthetic.

Computer: That option does not exist in the replicator database. Please seek medical attention if you are contemplating self-harm.

Remember kids, PNG is like TNG but for screencaps. Friends don't let friends use JPEG.

This caption also works with just Michael Burnham in a tube instead. See S3E12 "There is a Tide..." That episode has quite a few thematic references to Die Hard.

Suddenly, "industry veteran" has a whole new meaning to it.

Indeed. "StarTrek+" is rapidly becoming my favorite streaming service.

Captain, the ship's computer shows that replicator comfort meals are up a whopping %4000. I think you should reconsider your "always on red alert" crew readyness policy.

Having worked in a cubicle office where Nerf battles were a frequent occurrence, let's just say that it would be the death of productivity. And that's before you lose co-workers to ritual office battles.

Hey, was bug #4587 fixed yet?

"No idea. That was Carl's task, but he died without honor last week. So probably not."

Also the idea of getting through every code review with a bat'leth just sounds exhausting.

On the one hand: no matter what you replicate it's ethical, nutritious, and good for you. There are literally no bad choices for your body.

On the other: you have access to a bottomless culinary database that spans innumerable diets, cultures, broad swaths of history... and you order Chef Boyardee's finest with a few saltines. I think it's time to talk to the ship's counselor, because nobody should be eating struggle meals in a post-scarcity society.

ship it!

Literally, in this case.

I just want to see a Starfleet captain with a real zeal for ancient seacraft. I can see that spilling over onto the bridge with practical air of fun self-indulgence. Let's bring back some of those SeaQuest vibes.

• Ensign, make best speed for port.
• Helm, all stop.
• Full reverse! Helm, evasive maneuvers. Bring us 20 degrees below the galactic plane. Weapons, launch countermeasures.
• Engineering, I need silent running, now.

Now I feel weird for calling myself Daddy.

As far as I can tell, around here, you're pretty much everyone's Meme Daddy. I say, run with it.

You're welcome. Have fun storming the castle.

Right you are, Ken.