Well I'm a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
Besides him being a shit candidate which other commenters have properly pointed out - I do enjoy someone fighting back in a way that could have an impact long term. Would love to see constant suits against the propoganda networks.
Well I'm a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.