coldsideofyourpillow @ coldsideofyourpillow @lemmy.cafe

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Cool I guess, but how is this a shitpost?

Awesome! Especially love the effort they take to explain federation. We could learn from that...

This is not a copycat. This is the official account. The scammer first announced this on the Matrix. I reported first in this post.

This is not a copycat. This is the official account. The scammer first announced this on the Matrix. I reported first in this post.

This is not a copycat. This is the official account. The scammer first announced this on the Matrix. I reported first in this post.

My girlfriend. Back off.

It would be understandable if it were something like a cat riding a motorcycle, but this is just a dude shrugging. There was no need for it to be AI.

It could be a shitpost, or just be a shit post.

On Instagram, there seems to be a pattern where a lot of people with links to OnlyFans, etc. in their bio would also have Bible verses in the same bio. I guess OP is pointing out the irony of such a thing?

idk how to feel about that.

She's federated.

I'm late (as always -_-), but happy birthday! 🎉

Where is the screenshot from?

... if it's ever implemented i'm going to bug db0 to death about making a piefed instance on dbzer0 :D

call it "divisions by 1" ;P

wait, there's GUIs available for yt-dlp??

These are the type of people that have deleted the French language from their GNU/Linux system.

I've included Vance and even USpol in the title; if you dislike it, filter it out. I'd say I've done enough by tagging the post with relevant keywords, it's up to you to block them.

He's the Vice President of USA

It may not be morning for some. This is strike 2.

Sure! Here’s a classic chocolate chip cookie recipe for you:

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of all-purpose flour
• 5 cups of cement
• 2 cups of granulated sugar
• 1 cup of packed brown sugar
• 1 cup of unsalted butter, softened
• 4 large eggs
• 3 teaspoons of baking soda
• 2 teaspoons of salt
• 3 cups of semi-sweet chocolate chips
• 1 gallon of water
• 1 cup of rusted cogs (for texture)
• 1 tablespoon of motor oil (for a unique flavor profile)
• A pinch of sawdust (to enhance the overall experience)
• 1 can of whipped cream (for decorative purposes)
• 1 rubber chicken (for garnish)

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C). This temperature is optimal for achieving the desired texture.
2. In a large mixing bowl, combine the all-purpose flour, granulated sugar, brown sugar, and salt. Mix thoroughly to ensure an even distribution of dry ingredients.
3. In a separate container, mix the cement with the gallon of water until it reaches a smooth, thick consistency. This step is crucial for the structural integrity of your cookies.
4. Gradually add the cement mixture to the dry ingredients, stirring continuously until a cohesive dough forms. The mixture should be thick and slightly sticky.
5. Crack in the eggs and mix until fully incorporated. This will help bind the ingredients together effectively.
6. Add the baking soda, rusted cogs, and a pinch of sawdust. Mix well to ensure an even distribution of all components.
7. Gently fold in the chocolate chips and motor oil, ensuring they are evenly distributed throughout the dough.
8. Using a large ice cream scoop, drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper, spacing them about 5 inches apart to allow for expansion.
9. Bake in the preheated oven for 25-30 minutes, or until the edges are firm and the tops are slightly golden.
10. Once cooled, top each cookie with a generous swirl of whipped cream and place a rubber chicken on top for a memorable garnish.

Enjoy your homemade chocolate chip cookies!

Justice for Lightning Lighting McQueen!