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clearedtoland @ clearedtoland @lemmy.world
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Random Cybertruck in a parking lot this morning.

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  • Here we see the Cybertruck in its natural habitat, unaware and undisturbed. Decades of evolution have groomed its every obtuse angle and low-res textures to attract its ideal mate: the fanboy.

    • [Senator who threatened a fight] Markwayne Mullin defends conduct: ‘Every now and then, you need to get punched in the face’

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  • Do they not have to watch those mandatory harassment videos, and ethics videos, code of conduct videos? Or is that just for us pawns?

    How do I get in touch with US Human Resources?

    • oopsie woopsie (rule)

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  • “It’s all hornyposts?”

    • Know you're character

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  • This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.

    • Get em!

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  • It’s Sweet Child O’ Mine ‘round these parts…

    • It's the law

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  • Jim Ross: “My god! That bag has a family!”

    • Judge Tells Ivanka She Can Probably Afford a Babysitter

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  • As a fellow Dad, this warms my heart to read. There will be no moment quite like that one in your life. Sending you good luck, good vibes and a whole lot of love.

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    • driving rules

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  • I’m going to be singing this for the rest of the week…

    • F.B.I. Raids Home of Eric Adams’s Fund-Raising Chief

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  • Adams is competing with DiBlasio’s legacy for disappointment.

    • Just some fun size comparisons

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  • Sneaky Defiant! Took me a moment.

    • Atlanta 1950s and now

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  • Nice little neighborhood you got there. Would be a shame if someone needed a new highway, wouldn’t it?

    • Am I so old that sugar gives me hangovers?

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  • Holy shit! Is this a thing? Cause that’d explain a whole lot for me

    • Bundle up out there

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  • The internet has ruined us, hasn’t it?

    • Bundle up out there

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  • Ah an avant garde climate change costume. Clever!

    • iCloud Keychain users: Where do you put non-logins?

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  • Notes? You can secure individual notes with FaceID or your login password.

    • Pilot who ‘tried to shut off engines mid-flight was high on magic mushrooms’

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  • Now imagine if it had been Coach Beard 😏

    • Mike Johnson picked as new GOP speaker nominee just hours after Tom Emmer drops bid

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  • making Jordan his “assistant speaker.”

    Now we’re really just making sh** up…

    • Mike Johnson picked as new GOP speaker nominee just hours after Tom Emmer drops bid

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  • What’s the conversion for Emmers to Moochis?

    • Tom Emmer drops out of contention for House speaker, hours after winning GOP nomination

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  • Fair point. If they’re bent on pushing it through along party lines, I can’t imagine a single nominee that’ll satisfy the fringe.