citrusface @ citrusface @lemmy.world

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Okay - I did the math. I'm pretty regular and I poop twice a day. Morning poop and afterwork poop. average human poop is about 8 ounces. A pound a day of poop. An ounce of silver is $32 - so call it $500 worth of silver poop a day. Roughly a salary of 180,000 a year. - for pooping.

So the 16m gold is worth about 90 years of silver poop - so I'd need to live to 130 years old and have the same poops as I do today as I do at 130 to reach shoebox gold.

The shoebox doubled is the king option

Also - my shit would officially not stink. So that's a thing to consider. It's not like 180k is a bad salary

I'm gonna recognize that what I said came across way way more harsh than was intended, this was meant to be playful, as are my responses below - I seem to be learning that my tone and how I speak do not always translate well to being written - for this, I apologize. I do need to work on monitoring my snark levels.

I'd like to state - that you are more than welcome to drink or do what you want. I was attempting to razz op - not berate op... even though milk is straight up disgusting and I gag when people drink it by itself and I cannot understand why anyone would make that choice - it is their choice.

This is a me problem - not a them problem.

Have fun enjoying your gross animal juice everyone. I'll just sit over here with my water.

Damn. I like your brain.

Just shit silver - more profit than grapes.

You cannot move out of the US unless you have A LOT of money.

This is no stupid questions, not unsolicited unformatted medical advice.

Shake n bake yall

I'll give you this one.

tone hard to convey online. sometimes sly sarcasm comes across as uber douche - apologies. Im glad you like milk - I think it's disgusting by itself.

How does it feel to be so confident yet so so wrong?

I'm just saying if I see anyone not eating from the kids menu drinking milk with a meal I'm going to judge you. I'm judging all of Finland.

Who fucking drinks milk when they go to a restaurant - are you 5?

First - tone is hard to convey. I think what I said could sound rl douchey if read wrong. I wasn't slamming you.

I understand your point and I think it really its just about where you grew up and what other people call things. I have def called my zip up a jacket.

In this specific case - this is a zipper / zip up hoodie. Or just zip up. But like you aren't breaking any laws by calling it a jacket and people still know what you mean when you call it a jacket - so it doesn't matter at all and you do you

Wear that fuckin jacket dawg.

Check this out dawg - a pullover hoodie is this without a zipper. So this is a -- zippered hoodie.

Wonder if he can make this disappear too.

Fr fr fr uit cup

You're mom.

Why did I need to turn on sound? That added nothing to the video.