get some regular shrooms, ones with psilocybin. spores can be bought legally, or go to your local electronic music venue and ask the white dude with dreads.
TIL there are three types of tears: basal, reflex, and psychic. Psychic tears, produced when we're sad, contain leucine enkephalin, a natural painkiller that helps us feel better.
"squabble up"
-Kendrick Læmar