cheesymoonshadow @ cheesymoonshadow @lemmings.world

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Yay! Hi, Murphy and Parsley! What an adorable pair. How old is Parsley?

I use boost and for me it's just like sharing an image when texting.

We used to joke that his first name is Goddammit because he was always the most mischievous of the 3 cats, always the one stirring shit up.

Now he's the only one still living and he's so old we let him get away with almost everything.

Good thing black is all we've ever seen in our yard.

I don't know how they managed to get through a whole movie with Chris Tucker in that getup. I would just die laughing.

Many Filipinos love that burnt rice at the bottom of the pot. There is even a word for it: tutong. (Not to be confused with utong which means nipple.)

Which is a crazy coincidence btw! Please pay the Murphy tax. :)

Woman here. I've had sexy dreams that led to me waking up while having a real orgasm, though I wasn't touching myself or anything.

That's it! Apparently it's on sale right now too, which it wasn't when I got it. We had that thing for like a year before we finally assembled it.

We are guessing our Murphy is 20 too. We adopted him in May 2005 and this is what he looked like:

Wow, it's on sale right now too.

https://www.chewy.com/smartykat-hot-pursuit-electronic/dp/159669

I agree with the others -- stay hydrated and maybe drink coffee to give yourself a boost. But I have another suggestion which works for me but not for my husband so I have no idea if it's unusual.

As long as I haven't just very recently peed, I can make myself pee by tickling the top of my ass crack. So I sit on the toilet, touch that spot, and pee starts to trickle. Then it's like as soon as it gets started, it's easy to continue.

When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping."

--Mr. Rogers

Paperback so I can cuddle with it in bed.

Because it's super secret.

When I was younger, I enjoyed idealistic stories. Now that I'm older, I find too much idealism to be exasperating. I prefer realism and grit and imperfection.

So based on that, I think your target audience should play a large part in your decision on style.

I was confused reading OP's description, and I'm also confused looking at your link how you got that from OP's description. 😅

I used it to make Asian cucumber salad.

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Nice.

I've used cling wrap. Keeps both the cucumber and my bits clean.