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How much do you tip at a restaurant?

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  • 15 pct is what I do now on average. No tip for takeout.

    • Hey! Who changed the American flag emoji?!

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  • Did you not get the memo? Also, Miami will be renamed to St. Leningrad soon.

    • Elon Musk takes to X to beg retired air traffic controllers to return to work: ‘There is a shortage’

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  • This is so easy to fix. Just ask the remaining ATCs to put in 30 more hours per week. If there is a safety law which needs to be amended to make this happen, just amend it. Remove all the rules and safeguards. We should do it like the Tesla factories.

    Look. More air accidents will happen. People should be ready to sacrifice themselves. It's that easy.

    So easy to fix.

    PS: /s for some of you who may need it..

    • That's a big capybara

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  • Huge. Oh... Did u guys see the capybara?

    • What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors?

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  • Dante's Inferno: Beatrice A XXX Parody

    • Rudy Giuliani struggles to find an accountant: ‘nobody seems interested’

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  • Hahaha.. So sad....

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    • Motorola releases new 5G mid-range smartphone with 125 W charging and 144 Hz OLED display

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  • You mean "Lenovo releases new 5G mid-range smartphone with 125 W charging and 144 Hz OLED display under the Motorola brand"?

    • Great FOSS Trailing service

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  • You should sexually harrass your colleagues, mate. Not cool.

    • The Wildest Landing Ever at Madeira Airport

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  • Good landing.

    • When you're criminally accused, how do you pay your mortgage?

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  • Well, this is not a US problem or a prison problem. It's fundamentally a problem where you don't pay your mortgage. If you decide to go to the international space station for 2 years and not pay your mortgage during that time, you will get your house foreclosed.

    Pay your mortgage and if you are not able to do it yourself, get someone to do it for you.

    • Jury convicts first rioter to enter Capitol building during Jan. 6 attack

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  • “His belief was wrong, but it was sincere,”

    Haha. I love his attorney. I will use the same excuse when I stab my neighbor in the eye.

    • What's the longest line you've ever waited in?

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  • Retirement. Queued up for 32 years and still unable to get to it.

    • BitLocker encryption broken in less than 43 seconds with sub-$10 Raspberry Pi Pico — key can be sniffed when using an external TPM

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  • What about the salmon and the halibut? :-D

    • BitLocker encryption broken in less than 43 seconds with sub-$10 Raspberry Pi Pico — key can be sniffed when using an external TPM

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  • Question: if I have an bitlocker encrypted SSD in a modern computer with embedded TPM, can I move this SSD to an old computer with external TPM to sniff the cod this way? Be gentle. I am dumb. Thanks.

    • Cringe: Five Unexpected Uses for Old Computer Cases

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  • Portable BBQ. Burn your damn charcoal in your PC and smell the paint fume. Sounds like BBQ before ER.

    • Priorities

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  • It's sad that EVERY LIBRARIAN in the world is cunty, huh??

    Everyone....

    • Legal experts: Trump lawyer’s “embarrassing” performance “making the jury dislike her intensely”

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    • Big Galaxy S24 leak reveals Samsung's strategy against Google's Pixel phone

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  • You spelt TV wrong.

    • Big Galaxy S24 leak reveals Samsung's strategy against Google's Pixel phone

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  • You had a Samsung which runs Tizen? No wonder it sucks.

    • What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?

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  • Are u typing this comment in your Firefox browser running in Arch? If not, you should...

    • Sync for Lemmy @lemmy.world
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