captainlezbian @ captainlezbian @lemmy.world

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Unfortunately my wife does not appreciate her wife doing the voice. Doesn't stop me tho

I turn a lovely tan. It just happens after two weeks of bright red and screamy and a few days of pale and peeling.

Yeah I remember when he was a big name doing that shit. Then he recently popped up talking linux. And in between it became a somewhat regular occurrence in my country for people to march with swastika flags. For all I knew it was edgy jokes from an era where fascism was still outside the Overton window, or he just became a low key supporter of modern fascism but without any stunts big enough to get noticed

Don't worry her heels have steel toes and slip resistant soles

They arent even springing for Hugo boss this time around…

Is that supposed to be secret?

Call me old fashioned but I just like a nice leather dress and a sweetly sadistic smile.

Unfortunately right wing people posting obvious femdom art as political propaganda is a time honored American tradition. Sometimes it seems self aware, others you're just praying they're playing a joke straight

I'm not right wing enough to be a liberal, but it's the future I want too

Wow, I must be doing it wrong then. I learned basic combinations and a variety of recipes. No different from when I learned to cook with meat.

I'm not saying that it's for everyone. I personally still eat fish from time to time. But it definitely isnt a full time hobby

"My physical therapist had me walk across the room. He told me I did amazing. Perfect genes, I should be in the Olympics. I challenge Obama to try to walk across the room without even stopping a fourth time. He can't. SAD"

Yes but he was a queen everyone has loyalty to

They also probably didn't make you keep taking them as an adult. I got a few of the "hey you're probably neurodivergent let's see how smart you are to better classify you" tests as a kid, but at 30 I haven't had one in a long time because I'm 30 and that would be unnecessary.

That would be nice. Lightning would be better. Its looking like a fatal fall may do it. One cannot outrun the reaper, and his decline has been visible for the past decade. Ten years ago he was stupid and cruel but not obviously suffering from dementia

Its clearly a dementia test. AOC behaves like a non-cognitively impaired adult. Trump acts like a 70 year old who was in the NFL.

Why does the president keep bragging about his passing of dementia tests‽ How can he not understand that that is admitting to needing them?

That feels easier now than then

That really depends on if I'm my now age or my then age. Though either way, I'm looking for my mom

Bad labeling and artificial insemination I'd have to assume.

I want politicians focused on who they can help more than who they can hurt. Like fundamentally, ignoring all of modern politics, thats what healthy societies are supposed to look like.