cantstopthesignal @ cantstopthesignal @sh.itjust.works

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Holy shit 340 rounds per minute of...grenades. Anything you point that thing at is dust.

If signs could vote Trump would have won last time. Biden isn't my entire identity. He's just a competent person that I voted for.

I go back and look at the front page and it's just rage inducing. Fist fights, politics, and doomscrolling. I don't think I've seen a genuinely funny post in years.

I'm on 23 and me and some of my long lost cousins from the south keep trying to hook up with me.

Sounds like a defective battery. It happens. Mine works fine.

I have a oneplus. Zero bloatware. The only downside is that the pictures are not as pretty as apple, that's about it.

Go to a comedy club and tell your jokes

Now that's a name I can get in front of

Like a hotdog in the microwave

Kiwis need to up their name game. Football ferns? Have you heard of the soccoroos? Legends

Look I'm not that kind of faerie, what you need is a divorce faerie and I don't know where to find one. Hope that helps!

Most lawyers can't raise plants without help.

I rotate between 4 websites for content essentially.

Funnily enough, I don't like Youngkin and there's no one the Republicans can run that isn't dog whistle milquetoast or Donald Trump. What they need to do is get in a time machine and change everything they have stood for over the 30 years.

She's from Colorado Springs (massive conservative area) and she became concerned about the world and wanted to live off the grid in 2022 (when Trump lost). The writer of this article sure does beat around the bush and struggles not to say whether she was a right wing nut.

First!

Look at the 1991 Oscar best picture nominees and ask yourself if any movie in the last decade is even comparable.

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